Sex is fantastic… or at least that’s what I’ve been told 🙁 . However, there are a handful of things that people genuinely consider to be BETTER than sex. Let’s take a… deeper look below.
“One time I had flea bites on my legs, and I turned my shower all the way hot and let the water run over the bites. The heat agitates them, and the beating of the water transforms into the most erotic itch that I’ve ever had in my life.
Think about the itchiest you’ve ever felt, and you’re making yourself even itchier while simultaneously itching it.”
“Peeing when you’ve had to hold it for too long.”
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“Going back to sleep after waking up early on a Saturday after realizing you don’t have to work.”
“That millisecond right before you and someone you like first kiss. Your faces get real close, the air around you changes, and you realize what’s about to happen”
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发表于 2020-10-27 02:05 PM
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