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发表于 2012-5-31 12:28 PM
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本帖最后由 kubuwa 于 2012-5-31 13:29 编辑
不是基们信了，是一基信了。。。
这素材我喜欢，看评论啊看评论：
I grew up being told if you play with fire you will get burnt.
小时候妈妈对我说，玩火者啊必自焚～
There really is no pill for stupid.
脑残无药医呀。
I went to a snake handling service once, sat between two older men the paster had big ole box full of snakes, he just put his leg in and started kicking those snakes around, the old guy on my left looked over at the other guy and said man he has got the faith, the other guy said yea he's got a wood leg to.
见过一次抓蛇表演，那次我坐在俩老爷爷旁边，牧师拿来一个大盒子，里面全是蛇，人家把腿放进去，就开始踢蛇，左踢右踢，左边那老爷爷就看着另一个说，哇噻，这伙计信得真是虔诚啊，另一个说，可不是嘛，人家一木腿就是强啊。。
Jesus said not to put God to a foolish test.
耶稣说啦，不要傻逼似的试探主你的神。。
His father also died of a rattlesnake bite but not, unfortunately, before he passed along the stupid gene.
原来他老爸也是响尾蛇咬死的啊，可惜死前把这傻愣基因传给下一代啦。。
Ummmm, note to self, snakes can't read.
Must remember that.
哎呀呀，记住呀，蛇是不读经文的哦。。
要记住呀。
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发表于 2012-5-31 11:15 AM
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