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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth
I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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杰克丹尼钓鱼的故事
我今天上午去钓鱼，但很短的时间后，我跑了蠕虫。
然后我看到一个青蛙在他的嘴里cottonmouth。青蛙良好的低音诱饵。
了解蛇不咬人的青蛙，我在他的嘴里
我抓住了他的头部后面，
青蛙，并把它在我的诱饵桶。
现在的困境是如何释放的蛇没有得到位。
所以，我抓住了我的一瓶杰克丹尼，浇一点点威士忌在口中。
他的眼睛回滚，他就一瘸一拐。
我发布到湖中，他没有发生任何事故和渔业进行使用青蛙。
过了一会儿，我感到我的脚轻推。
有相同的蛇与青蛙嘴里。 |
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