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[笑口常开] 超可爱的加菲猫经典语录

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发表于 2011-8-31 09:38 PM | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式


 ① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
  钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
  
  ② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
  
  ③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
   要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
  
  ④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
  
  ⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
   每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
  
  ⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
   ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
  
  ⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
  ⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
  
  ⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
  
  ⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
  
  ⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
   “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
  
  ⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
   ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
   努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
  
  ⒂“Work fascinates me.www.gzsn888.com” I can look at it for hours!
   工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
  
  ⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
  
  ⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
  
  ⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
  
  ⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.

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