WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!

maomi

A  little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to  be confronted  by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum  cleaner.
'Good  morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple  minutes of your  time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in  high-powered vacuum  cleaners...
''Go  away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any  money!'' and she  proceeded to close the door.  

Quick  as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and  pushed it wide  open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you  have at least seen my demonstration.''  

And  with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her  hallway carpet. Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove  all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I  will personally eat the remainder."  

The  old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a  fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this  morning."  

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