Memo to GS Employees from Corner Office

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We had another great year screwing the public out of their money, congratulations.

For your help in creating another bubble and the lucrative fees associated...We are proud to announce bonuses will average $700,000 Grand for each of our valued thugs.

Additional bonuses will be allocated to the boys over in the futures market who manipulated oil prices to $147 last year, we made a mint on that one. Frankly did not think it possible with the glut of crude on the market. Kudos to you.

And of course a special bonus to our man Timmy G. We were sweating bullets on our AIG exposure, but damn if Timmy didn't step in and get us 100% on the dollar. We were expecting maybe 20% at most. $13 billion baby! Good job Timmy, we know you will keep up the good work.

Last but not least...Hank, you are the man! Our endless phone conversations really paid off. Designating us a bank, all that free money you handed over, shutting down our competition...absolutely brilliant.

Mr. Paulson will be receiving a very special holiday card from us sure to make his bank account smile.

On another more serious note, it has come to our attention the public is a bit more outraged this go round, so please spend your ill-gotten bonuses in a discreet manner.

Also, our PR firm has requested we no longer refer to dividing the loot as bonuses, but "discretionary compensation".

And if anybody asks, we are no longer in the business of engineering bubbles...but on a mission from God.

On a closing note, we have decided to issue an apology and throw some bread crumbs in the form of $500 million small business loans.

Now don't get upset, we are not by any means changing the way we do our criminal activities, this is simply a ploy to get all those Americans we impoverished off our backs.

We here at Goldman have a lot to be thankful for, we own the govt, we have the strongest lobbies in the nation, and there are plenty more bubbles to be created in our future.

How sweet it is!!

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