对自己老板: I'm good! How are you?
p(*^-^*)q
对同事小妹妹: Ehhh, I hate-it raining, is something dead in the wall?
(ノ`⊿′)ノ
对同事大妈: Feel need another coffee, I really like your hair!
(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)
对街上路人甲: Good! You?
( ̄~ ̄)
对街上路人乙: Don't stare-at my chest, don't!
<(`^′)>
对车站门口的摩门教传教士: No.
(′(エ)`)
对乞丐: Sorry.
(;′v_v)ゞ
对不爱搭理的售货员: Fine, thanks.
╮(︶﹏︶)╭
对基友: Ah, simo simo (same-old same-old). How about u?
ค(TㅅT)ค
对自己的家庭医生: Fresh like a zombie...
(-ι_- )
对健身教练: Ready and loaded!
ᕙ(`▿′)ᕗ
对餐馆服务生: Digesting myself...
o(′^`)o
对假装自己是歪果仁的男票: Shut up sucker.
(。・ˇ_ˇ・。:)