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非常漂亮，是那种让人惊艳的漂亮

来源: mulan1 于 2012-06-25 05:55:35

一个年轻漂亮的美国女孩在美国一家大型网上论坛金融版上发表了这样一个问题帖：我怎样才能嫁给有钱人？ 　“我下面要说的都是心里话。本人25岁，非常漂亮，是那种让人惊艳的漂亮，谈吐文雅，有品位，想嫁给年薪 50万美元的人。你也许会说我贪心，但在纽约年薪100万才算是中产，本人的要求其实不高。
　　
　 　这个版上有没有年薪超过 50万的人？你们都结婚了吗？我想请教各位一个问题——怎样才能嫁给你们这样的有钱人？我约会过的人中，最有钱的年薪 25万，这似乎是我的上限。要住进纽约中心公园以西的高尚住宅区，年薪25万远远不够。我是来诚心诚意请教的。有几个具体的问题：一、有钱的单身汉一般都 在哪里消磨时光？　(请列出酒吧、饭店、健身房的名字和详细地址。)二、我应该把目标定在哪个年龄段？三、为什么有些富豪的妻子看起来相貌平平？我见过有 些女孩，长相如同白开水，毫无吸引人的地方，但她们却能嫁入豪门。而单身酒吧里那些迷死人的美女却运气不佳。四、你们怎么决定谁能做妻子，谁只能做女朋 友？　(我现在的目标是结婚。)”——波尔斯女士

　　
　　下面是一个华尔街金融家的回帖：
　　
　　“亲爱的波尔斯：我怀着极大的兴趣看完了贵帖，相信不少女士也有跟你类似的疑问。让我以一个投资专家的身份，对你的处境做一分析。我年薪超过50万，符合你的择偶标准，所以请相信我并不是在浪费大家的时间。
　　
　　从生意人的角度来看，跟你结婚是个糟糕的经营决策，道理再明白不过，请听我解释。抛开细枝末节，你所说的其实是一笔简单的“财”“貌”交易：甲方提供 述人的外表，乙万出钱，公平交易，童叟无欺。但是，这里有个致命的问题，你的美貌会消逝，但我的钱却不会无缘无故减少。事实上，我的收入很可能会逐年涕 增．而你不可能一年比一年漂亮。
　　
　　因此，从经济学的角度讲，我是增值资产，你是贬值资产，不但贬值，而且是加速贬值!你现在25，在未来的五年里，你仍可以保持窈窕的身段，俏丽的容貌，虽然每年略有退步。但美貌消逝的速度会越来越快，如果它是你仅有的资产，十年以后你的价值甚忧。
　　
　 　用华尔街术语说，每笔交易都有一个仓位，跟你交往属于“交易仓位”(trading position)，一旦价值下跌就要立即抛售，而不宜长期持有——也就是你想要的婚姻。听起来很残忍，但对一件会加速贬值的物资，明智的选择是租赁，而 不是购入。年薪能超过50万的人，当然都不是傻瓜，因此我们只会跟你交往，但不会跟你结婚。所以我劝你不要苦苦寻找嫁给有钱人的秘方。顺便说一句，你倒可 以想办法把自己变成年薪50万的人，这比碰到一个有钱的傻瓜的胜算要大。
　　
　　希望我的回帖能对你有帮助。如果你对“租赁”感兴趣，请跟我联系。”——罗波．坎贝尔（J·P·摩根银行多种产业投资顾问）

shoujie

贬值资产

shoujie

Can I short it ?

silicon_beaver

shoujie 发表于 2012-6-25 06:36
Can I short it ?

Best invest.  

So called, 拿青春赌明天

福多多

源济

lilitulip

st-watcher

The beauty and boys in Mainland China should read this.

Crude, but it is true!

st-watcher

shoujie 发表于 2012-6-25 09:36
Can I short it ?

but be careful, you may be wiped out if  one of them is Elizabath Taylor.

rightonmoney

柳言

这个我看过，几个月前了。

，女人与生俱来的资本就是美貌身材，可惜是不能保值的，所以要不断增加智慧和气质，以吸引男人为终身事业，嫁个优质丈夫，守住一个完整的家为根本的追求。

柳言

是男人的，都举手赞成文中男士的答复吧。

柳言

这个坦白的女人，说出了很多适婚女子的心声。没有错。

benbendan

原文：
27 Nov 2007




[T]How can we marry the rich?



All the people wanted to marry a rich . So the topic is to prepare men and women together, but based on the issue of convenience, we, as women for the first protagonist, as for those who want to marry rich men.
I am 25 years old, is one of those people Spectacular, beautiful, how can I marry the rich?
I would like to say the following are the truth. I am 25 years old, very pretty, is the kind of nice people and colorful, conversation elegant and good taste, would like to marry an annual salary of 500,000 US dollars. Maybe you would say that I am greedy, but 1 million annual salaries in New York to be the middle, I actually do not request high.
This version has no annual salary of more than 500,000 people? You married? I would like to ask you a question - how to marry you to the rich? I have people around, the richest annual salary of 250,000; it seems to be my limit. Admitted to the New York Central Park west of luxury residential, the annual salary of 250,000 is far from enough. I sincerely ask for the. There are several specific issues: First, the wealthy bachelor generally spend time where? (Please list of bars, restaurants, the gym's name and full address.) Second, I should have set the target at which age? Third, why is it that it looks rich wife mediocre? I have seen some girls, looks like water, there are no attractive places, but they managed to marry Homer. Single bars, and the beautiful women who listen but poor luck. Fourth, determine who you how the wife, who can only do a girlfriend? (I now aim is to get married.)
-- Ms. Bowers
A Wall Street J P Morgan investment adviser Bo Luo variety of industries. Campbell answered
Your beauty will fade away, but my money is not reduced; So I value assets, accelerated depreciation of assets you .
Dear Powles I read with great interest your note; I believe that many of you also have the similar questions. Let me take as an investment expert to analyze this situation. My annual salary more than 500,000,in line with your spouse, so please believe that I am not a waste of everyone's time.
For a businessman's view, with your marriage is a bad business decision-making, reasoning clear enough, please listen to me explain. Set aside marginal, in fact you have said is a simple "wealth", "Outlook" transactions: Party A person's appearance provided references, B million expense, fair trade, everybody. However, here there is a fatal problem, your beauty will fade away, but my money is not for no reason at all reduced. In fact, my income is likely to increase year-by-year T, year by year and you cannot pretty.
Therefore, from the economics perspective, I value assets, the depreciation of assets you are not only devalued, but also accelerated depreciation! You are now 25, in the next five years, you can still maintain the posture slim, pretty appearance, although a slight decline each year. But the beauty of speed will increasingly vanish fast if it is your only asset, the value of ten years after you very worried.
With Wall Street terminology, each transaction has positions, the contacts are with you "trading position", if the value fell to sell immediately, but not long-term holders - that is, you want the marriage. This sounds cruel, but it will accelerate a depreciation of the material, a wise choice is leasing, rather than buying. The annual salary to more than 500,000 people, of course, are not idiots, we will contact with you, but not with your marriage. Therefore, I advise you not to marry the rich hard to find the secret formula. Incidentally, you want to approach but can be turned into the annual salary of 500,000 own people, than get a rich fool's chance of winning is bigger.
I hope this replies can help you. If your "rent" interested, please contact with me.
-- Bo Luo. Campbell (J P Morgan variety of investment advisers)

bokchoy888

所以美眉都希望嫁豪门。。。。。。。。。。。。

君遥