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发信人: ARod (Alex Rodriguez), 信区: Stock
标 题: Goldman Sachs In Talks To Acquire Treasury Department
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 17 15:41:18 2009, 美东)
http://www.businessinsider.com/g ... y-department-2009-7
In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the
history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was
in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between
Goldman and the Treasury Department is "a good fit" because "they're in the
business of printing money and so are we."
The Goldman spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for
both entities: "We already have so many employees and so much money flowing
back and forth, this would just streamline things."
Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger
"is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already
own."
Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over
a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.
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