A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife. "All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be."
Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.