WIFEY ... !!!

maomi

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to

get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.



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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile

(2) A utomobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.



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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result : `Good day Sir, Even we are searching`.



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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than

your ego!



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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house

for 5 years.

Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself !



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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.



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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.



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It takes thousand workers to build a castle, million soldiers to protect

a country, but just one woman to make a Happy Home

--------- A good MAID !



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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt :



All girls are devils,

but my wife is the queen

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apollochil